BREAKING NEWS

Charlie does NOT know his own name.

Charlie's Escape

Today, Charlie ran out of the apartment, down the stairs, and as Kim chased him wildly screaming, two neighbors were coming into the building, leaving both front doors completely open. Charlie almost became Somerville Ave roadkill!

Here is a picture of Charlie in a bag. Charlie loves bags and boys. Hmm... I think we know what that might mean.

oh God somebody please, anybody please

a genuine charlie attack.  jealous?

He's a REAL BOY

CHARLIE IS A REAL CAT!!! He killed one of  the two moths that were flying through the living room. He smacked it with his paw, and then he smooshed it and then he ate it! It's nice to know that he is finally pulling his weight around the house. Thank you Charlie.

I'm gonna make it after all!

I'm a grumpy baby! Some might call me a vampire baby! Wanna kiss necks?

Hour 10

24 is on, so you know what that means: Fionna and Rose glued to every second, watching the sexy Jack Bauer kill anything and everything in his way.

In the meantime, Charlie frolics through the kitchen, wiping his poop stained paws over everything.

Charlie's Alter-Ego/ Near death

The other day we took an online quiz, to find out your vampire name. Charlie's vampire name is the PRINCE OF PAIN.

So we have this thing where we take pictures of Charlie's "alien" face. Basically we put our hand on his head and stretch his eyes back so that he looks like a crazy alien. Well we wanted to capture a picture of this phenomenon, but in the process, Rose put her hand on his windpipe and he made choking noises. So Charlie almost died. But it was funny.

somebody please help me!!

Okay, so we love Charlie, obviously that is why we have created a blog dedicated to him. But if he was actually a useful person, he would make us lunch. Right now there are delicious smells coming from our upstairs neighbors who cook amazing Indian food 24/7. And now there is an Indian Market that opened up right below our apartment, so now we are surrounded by amazing torturous smells.

This is a Charlie cone. We sent this blog to our good friend Joe, and this is what he had to say on cat ladies going digital: "You may possibly need to chill the fuck out because this is next level shit."

Thank you Joe for your kind words.

it's happening, it's really happening

Right now, Fionna and Charlie and Rose are sitting on the couch, crying to Joni Mitchell. Just another Sunday. Did you know when cat's cry, they cry nerd rope? It's true!

This is a picture of Charlie from when we first got him. We almost smothered him to death he was so cute.